Kid Friendly Jokes: Knock, Knock Jokes
By Robin
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A Skeleton Walks into a Bar...
Kid-Friendly Jokes
My daughter wanted me to write a hub on a few of her favorite jokes. I like these because they are easy for her to remember and tell. We're workin' on her delivery; it needs some help. If you have any kid jokes you would like to share, please feel free to add them in the comment box!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What's your favorite kid joke?
why did tiger look down the toilet
he was looking 4 pooh
a duck walks into a store and goes to the manager and says got any gwapes
the manager says no we dont have any grapes.the next day the duck walks in and says got any gwapes the manager says no we dont have any grapes and if you ask me that one more time I am going to tape your feet to the ground.the next day the duck walks in and says got says got any tape no says the manager got any gwapes.
Some jokes are funny some I just don't get but my daughter loves the skeleton joke
some of them are funny
whats a golf clubs's favorite drink?
a: tea
I love the horse one a grocery store how funny !
your little one might be realy generous when shes older x
great jokes
xx
why did tigger look in the toilet
because he was looking for pooh
nice. okay, this is a reaaly bad pun, but i guess it is kid friendly.
After Mario finished baking bread, he said, "Just what I kneaded!"
It's a nerdy joke, i know. i try, though.
Thanks again, Elisa. When Georgia and Cade see each other they can exchange these jokes. ;) I'm sure they'll both love it!
Now that I taught Cade some of Georgia's jokes, he's really into telling jokes these days. Here's one that my husband just taught him:
What is a pirate's favorite letter? R (arrrrrr)
Thanks, Elisa! I like those; I'll tell them to Georgia.
Those are some great jokes. I'll have to teach them to my little monster. Here are the 2 that Cade tells...
Why did Tigger have his head in the potty? Because he was looking for Pooh!!
Why did Mickey throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter fly!
Funny, funny! Our daughter loves the barking lot one! Thanks!
knock knock
who's there
turnip
turnip who
hope you bth enjoy.....jimmy
turnip late again and your fired.
teacher:
jimmy youve copied johnnys work again havent you?
how did you know miss.
because when johnny answered i dont know you answered me either.
where does a dog keep its car?
in a barking lot
funny, Jimmy. I was wondering when the "joke man" would chime in! Thanks!
here`s 1 for her i hope she likes
an egg and a sausage were in the frying pan together the egg says oooh its really warm in here the sausage replies oh my goodness a talking egg.....jimmy
Ha!! I haven't heard that one before!
I laughed and alaughed when I saw on Hubpages "A skeleton walks into a bar . . "
When she discovers bathroom humor (which I hope isn't too soon): Why was Johnny so happy that he lived on O Street? He didn't have far to go to pee.
Only an adoring aunt would say that. ;)
I don't know if there is anything funnier than the horse joke.
Only an adoring uncle would laugh at that one. ;)
Thanks monster, we both laughed at that one!
Love it. Here's another for your daughter:
What do you call a fat Jack o' Lantern?
A plump-kin.
Oh I get it, the GROCERY STORE! hahahahahahaha...
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yDOuNEED2knw? 3 weeks ago
how do u make a hotdog stand? take away its chair:)
y wouldnt the lion eat the clown?
it looked to funny!